Gigantic Idiot

I'm a Frostist

That is, I judge my frosted mini wheats based on their frosting. And as you can see in my picture below, you can see that there is a range of frosting on today’s sampling of FMWs. Too much inconsistency, if you ask me. Am I really expected to eat the FMWs that have VIRTUALLY ZERO FROSTING? DRY? I don’t think so! These sad, frosting-deprived wheats are going back in the bowl where they will be unable to fulfill their FMW destiny. I’m not eating them. Hard stop.


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