Gigantic Idiot

#80: A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

As a recent graduate, I’m looking for ways to explore my new freedom this holiday season. Here’s a list of my favorite slacking-off activities:

  1. Stay up until 4 AM and sleep until noon.
  2. Make out with your significant other.
  3. Post a fake resume on Monster.com.
  4. Play Tetris until your thumbs are numb.
  5. Put together a 1,500 piece Christmas puzzle.
  6. Watch all five Harry Potter movies in one weekend.
  7. Reread all seven Harry Potter books in one week.
  8. Update your Facebook status every hour.
  9. Torment your cat by practicing your hog-tying skills.
  10. Record all your slacking-off activities and make a YouTube video.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.” — Robert Orben

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