Gigantic Idiot

#58: Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

All right, for those of you who think my fear of primates is silly, I have been redeemed! Did you read that the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was attacked by monkeys and killed on Sunday? That’s right—attacked and killed!

I sure was glad that this article came to me. Now I know exactly what to do if I’m attacked by monkeys! Luckily, the population of wild apes in the Ozarks is pretty slim.

“Don’t sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.” — Dorothy Salisbury Davis

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2 thoughts on “#58: Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

  1. Ha ha. I would have thought your fear a bit odd, however….I went to South Africa last year and there are crazy monkeys everywhere. They run into your hotel room if the door/window is open and jump on your table at breakfast. It’s very scary. They are like big creepy rats!

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